People I hate at the strip club, volume 1

That's Not Your Real Name Guy

Oh, TNYRNG, you are so smug! You've figured it all out, haven't you? You want me to know that you're not an idiot, not like all those other strip club patrons. And it's true; you caught me! My real name isn't actually Peaches. Can't slip anything past you.

What's hilarious about TNYRNG is that he believes that Amber, Brittany, McKenzie et al are in fact giving real names, and it's only girls like Peaches and Bubbles and Ambition (real stripper) that are trying to pull one over on him. TNYRNG is also wise to fake boobs, but for some reason not fake tans or fake hair. When I wore a goofy nappy wig to work, I always had the urge to to respond "It's not my real hair, either! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG BWUAHAHA" but that is not so much good for business.

TNYRNG is distinct from a guy who self conciously asks my real name, because after 20 minutes of chatting over a $15 dollar alcohol-free cocktail he feels silly calling me a fruit. That guy gets my real name. But you, TNYRNG, you get another false one, because I hate you.